Pet him, you monster! SCORE 255
Taco cat. SCORE 155
Had to get help to refill the receipt printer at CVS SCORE 60
To: Pathetic Mortal. You will die. SCORE 244
Words SCORE 103
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 25
When you realize it wasn't just a fart SCORE -12
When Comcast Tries to Fire Shots SCORE 132
High School wasn't terrible for everyone. SCORE 81
Never underestimate the power of small good deeds... SCORE 251
When your life is going great. SCORE 117
Earn your keep, but don’t fall for it. SCORE 24
Lucy lost her leg to cancer but still brings in the paper every morning SCORE 79
Me in real life SCORE 113
What if the alien guy isn't crazy? SCORE 272
Pokemon Go got everyone like... SCORE 28
ok but when DOES the icecream machine work SCORE 69
This is why you don’t use tinder for jokes. SCORE 79
Iceland is beautiful! SCORE 102
For all the times art screwed us over SCORE 147
Winning! SCORE 152
Dammit not again SCORE 86
These teachers are doing it right. SCORE 246
I agree with the public on this one SCORE 94
How to fix the economy. SCORE 241
For a good time, call... SCORE 220
Better check my blind spot SCORE 94
Mind vs. Heart. SCORE 195
Every husband needs this shirt. SCORE 136
You boys want some pizza rolls? SCORE 117
This chameleon hasn't realised it's hatched out of the egg SCORE 55
Nick is my spirit animal. SCORE 154
