yes, i’ll eat all the avocados! I volunteer as tribute SCORE 30
sorry i can’t go out i’m under house arrest SCORE 29
this betrayal shall not go unpunished SCORE 21
life saving essential oils SCORE 19
strengthened through spite SCORE 20
are slugs just divorced snails? SCORE 13
that’s a lot of ferrets! SCORE 16
world of cavemen SCORE 29
never let a squirrel borrow your switchblad SCORE 15
this is the perfect weather SCORE 57
writing is dangerous SCORE 29
how are there only three seasons??? SCORE 21
horse bride SCORE 28
give him the full force of the law SCORE 18
i wasn’t finished yet SCORE 16
microdosing calzones SCORE 17
just gonna let this one go SCORE 26
military cat SCORE 29
please let it be a dog! SCORE 18
best photo on the internet SCORE 2
I won’t tell anyone your secrets SCORE 14
shark cat SCORE 32
anxiety and provolone is the name of my memoir SCORE 15
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proof buttered noodles are healthy SCORE -23
being social can be exhausting SCORE 27
benefits of the friend zone SCORE 23
some things will never change SCORE 27
treat others how you treat yourself SCORE 21
always listen to the hunted doll under your bed SCORE 9
vegeta met his match SCORE 30
adapt. evolve. overcome SCORE 19
this is actually really clever, if not a little annoying for the auto owner SCORE 24
