But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
The problem with unicorns. SCORE 626
Are they twins? SCORE 590
Buffering. SCORE 814
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844
Marathon. SCORE 2146
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
4/21. SCORE 617
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
98 problems to go. SCORE 272
