*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
And cheese SCORE 26
Real American hero SCORE 41
80 hours these days SCORE -19
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Fatality SCORE 40
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
