i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
therapy burn SCORE 29
boom SCORE 12
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
til death do us part SCORE 23
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
one is never an option SCORE 11
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
puzzling SCORE 18
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
not a high success rate SCORE 25
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
dreams are fun SCORE 28
glucose guardian SCORE 12
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
fancy af SCORE 10
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
enter my what now? SCORE 27
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
