wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
very subtle SCORE 17
i just love food too much SCORE 21
medical mystery SCORE 25
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
this is entertainment SCORE 8
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
gift not included SCORE 20
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
memes cure everything SCORE 10
my next hobby SCORE 13
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
now i really do know SCORE 22
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
smells like sadness SCORE 16
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
happens all the time SCORE 26
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
