It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Problem solved SCORE 34
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
easy money SCORE 29
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Stress relief SCORE 45
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Same… SCORE 53
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
What about Linux? SCORE 45