Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
Got em SCORE 29
Same. SCORE 29
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
The more you know. SCORE 36
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
Don’t make eye contact… SCORE 31
They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 16
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 17
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Problem solved, as far as I am concerned. SCORE 20
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
