FOR THE MOTHERLAND! SCORE 49
The illusive green cucumber whale! SCORE 175
When you can't beat the boss SCORE 150
I bought you a necklace. SCORE 195
Balanced out the dents... SCORE 26
Michael Jackson in Legos. SCORE 158
Whenever I say something clever SCORE 136
Motherhood. SCORE 159
Real Friends. SCORE 158
Vincent Van Gogh to Disneyland. SCORE 98
Essays SCORE 153
Puppy pile! SCORE 110
Tips for all the moms. SCORE 367
My cat likes to watch me meal prep. SCORE 64
The best Draco Malfoy cosplay I've ever seen SCORE 214
Brothers who both won the lottery on the same day SCORE 103
When I'm Done Watching A Youtube Video SCORE 123
OK but can you make vodka out of them? SCORE 21
I can dig it. SCORE 120
My favourite movie SCORE 232
How fast? SCORE 98
Some details are simply not helpful. SCORE 199
Sudden respect for Maroon 5 SCORE 258
A bottle of Listerine from ~1919. SCORE 19
A new child day care centre asked if I could metal detect the bark chip play area for sharps before they opened SCORE 152
Likelihood of typing "www" when going to a website. SCORE 466
My dad's doing the dad jokes now SCORE 168
I'm not a racist, but... SCORE 176
If I fits... SCORE 193
The highlight of my day SCORE 209
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Mom: How did your finals go? You: SCORE 50
