is this satire? SCORE 14
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
slap them SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
zero traction SCORE 11
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
a very small dog SCORE 15
cats find a way SCORE 23
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
i like bananas SCORE 9
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
it’s perfect SCORE 21
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
supersize it SCORE -4
working cat SCORE 20
did i stutter? SCORE 12
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
every segment on the news SCORE 14
accidental beauty SCORE 31
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
memorable first customer SCORE 17
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
