At my funeral. SCORE 218
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Same thing… SCORE 21
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The power of barking SCORE 18
The Twortle SCORE 142
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 254
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
2pactopus SCORE 113
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Accurate. SCORE 146
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20