Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Things To do. SCORE 16
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
I want to do this. SCORE 294
The new Batman SCORE 11
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Because Cute SCORE 16
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
…Yummy… SCORE 5