i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
did i stutter? SCORE 12
i like bananas SCORE 9
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
every segment on the news SCORE 14
scary fish! SCORE 7
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
slap them SCORE 13
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
scream therapy SCORE 15
because everything is okay SCORE 13
one stop american shop SCORE 7
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
cats find a way SCORE 23
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
memorable first customer SCORE 17
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
working cat SCORE 20
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10