i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
enter my what now? SCORE 27
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
til death do us part SCORE 23
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
the astley paradox SCORE 19
glucose guardian SCORE 12
therapy burn SCORE 29
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
fancy af SCORE 10
dreams are fun SCORE 28
puzzling SCORE 18
not a high success rate SCORE 25
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
one is never an option SCORE 11
