Treat your kids well. SCORE 42
Dadscream. SCORE 26
Pedophilia is not an accident… SCORE 40
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 25
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
go outside and garden SCORE 46
They are trying so heard to keep us divided. SCORE 49
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
Pike Place Market Seattle, WA, circa 2020 SCORE 48
Movie scene request SCORE 30
Who cuts toast? SCORE 29
A four-leaf clover made out of four-leaf and five-leaf clovers. SCORE 23
Essential items only. SCORE 34
Burrito tape. SCORE 29
It’s a personal decision SCORE 39
Y’all we just joined forces. SCORE 35
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 37
Pride, NYC SCORE 36
I guess I’m just here to watch the world burn… SCORE 25
My dying body: SCORE 17
Peak romance SCORE 32
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
Do not arm the cockroaches… SCORE 25
Chill, Will. SCORE 27
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 30
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 21
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 40
It’s a recipe for hot German potato salad, allegedly… SCORE 25
Oof. Anitifa really wild out there lately. SCORE 15
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
Cosplay of the year award… CRONK SCORE 43