Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 118
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
Worth a try. SCORE 78
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
Worth a try. SCORE 125
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 104
