I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Crap. SCORE 246
Burn. SCORE 241
LOL. SCORE 231
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Yes. SCORE 285
Like a boss. SCORE 244
For science. SCORE 241
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
It’s true. SCORE 163
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
Meerkats! SCORE 96
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
Imagine. SCORE 366
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
How Reddit works. SCORE 158
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 147
Stay calm. SCORE 276
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 227
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
My hobby. SCORE 188
