Like a boss. SCORE 302
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
My new calculator. SCORE 109
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
How to troll. SCORE 182
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
This generation. SCORE 265
Likely. SCORE 177
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Every night. SCORE 220
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Forever and always SCORE 0
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Karma. SCORE 236
Lottery SCORE 4
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
Every time. SCORE 180
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Good idea. SCORE 4
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
