it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
the astley paradox SCORE 19
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
all natural SCORE 22
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
dreams are fun SCORE 28
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
whatever it takes SCORE 16
til death do us part SCORE 23
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
have it their way SCORE 16
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
enter my what now? SCORE 28
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
therapy burn SCORE 29
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
not a high success rate SCORE 25
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
one is never an option SCORE 11
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 34
