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Obama+leaving+the+oval+office+as+President+for+the+last+time
Jonas+Salk+creates+the+first+polio+vaccine.
Jonas Salk creates the first polio vaccine. SCORE 26
Be+careful+getting+glass+in+your+thumb%2C+though%26%238230%3B
Be careful getting glass in your thumb, though… SCORE 33
A+piano+moving+company+dropped+a+%24100k+Bosendorfer+OR+Tragedy+in+D%23
A piano moving company dropped a $100k Bosendorfer OR Tragedy in D# SCORE 20
W%5Boof%5DTF
W[oof]TF SCORE 33
Attempts+to+stop+shall+only+incur+more+laughter.
Attempts to stop shall only incur more laughter. SCORE 17
Some+people+understand+science+more+than+I.
Some people understand science more than I. SCORE 26
Heeaavvy+roll.
Heeaavvy roll. SCORE 26
The+internet+is+ruining+me.
The internet is ruining me. SCORE 20
You+weren%26%238217%3Bt+supposed+to+do+that%21
You weren’t supposed to do that! SCORE 21
Jeremy+you+animal.
Jeremy you animal. SCORE 27
Don%26%238217%3Bt+blink%26%238230%3B
Don’t blink… SCORE 25
Satellite+photo+of+the+fires+down+unda
Satellite photo of the fires down unda SCORE 21
Butt+crystal+forms+at+-30F
Butt crystal forms at -30F SCORE 24
When+giants+get+giant-er.
When giants get giant-er. SCORE 27
Next+move+involves+a+flamethrower%2C+bud.
Next move involves a flamethrower, bud. SCORE 23
MoooooOOOm%26%238230%3B
MoooooOOOm… SCORE 25
Do+the+playlist+shuffle%21
Do the playlist shuffle! SCORE 24
Beer+buds+foreva
Beer buds foreva SCORE 20
Sopa%21
Sopa! SCORE 27
Yes%2C+please.
Yes, please. SCORE 33
U.S.+Representative+Pramila+Jayapal+held+up+a+copy+of+the+Constitution+as+she+voted+to+impeach.
U.S. Representative Pramila Jayapal held up a copy of the Constitution as she voted to impeach. SCORE 20
Not+all+ice+ice+baby+is+flat.
Not all ice ice baby is flat. SCORE 26
Classic.
Classic. SCORE 24
Just+gamer+things.
Just gamer things. SCORE 22
Activate+the+black+light%21
Activate the black light! SCORE 17
Takes+from+Ye+olde+Theatre
Takes from Ye olde Theatre SCORE 38
Can+you+taste+the+love%3F
Can you taste the love? SCORE 21
Taking+care+of+what+remains.
Taking care of what remains. SCORE 25
So+fresh+and+so+googly%26%238230%3B
So fresh and so googly… SCORE 13
caught+during+a+shift+change%26%238230%3B
caught during a shift change… SCORE 27
Those+were+the+actual+early+years%26%238230%3B
Those were the actual early years… SCORE 30
I+eat+pieces+of+emoji+like+you+for+breakfast.
I eat pieces of emoji like you for breakfast. SCORE 15
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Ok SCORE 103
Saw+a+pigeon+having+a+job+interview+earlier.+I+hope+he+got+it.
Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he got it. SCORE 131
Elected+as+Leader%2C+but+unhappy.
Elected as Leader, but unhappy. SCORE 113
All+floofs+need+baths
All floofs need baths SCORE 99
If+you%26%238217%3Bre+ever+in+doubt+remember+this
If you’re ever in doubt remember this SCORE 128
every+friggan+time
every friggan time SCORE 72
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