Existential Nightmare on Elm Street SCORE 64
The Nerf war at my office has become a game of readiness… SCORE 87
Don’t hurt my feelings SCORE 77
Does your dog bite? SCORE 132
Surprise me SCORE 97
Remember to put the glass down. SCORE 92
Birds SCORE 173
Don’t turn around SCORE 93
Miss me with that parenthood SCORE 106
Am I a good girl? What even is a good girl? SCORE 91
Next thing you know, it’s three hours into your shift SCORE 158
When you have to get out of the shower to go grab something you forgot SCORE 122
The Boston Tickle Party SCORE 89
This Gym Is Doing It Right SCORE 120
Brutal Canadians SCORE 80
Bottom of an iceberg that just rolled over SCORE 102
Consider my day ruined. SCORE 71
Impressive 🎃 SCORE 98
Gru Spotted In The Wild SCORE 57
Considering it… SCORE 54
Then why’d you give this nickel to me?! SCORE 76
A Frozen Soap Bubble SCORE 87
Sponsored by the International Plumbing Association. SCORE 48
Eat the apple, my pretty. SCORE 87
John Mayer for the win SCORE 238
Foreign policy SCORE 132
Homeschool Marching Band SCORE 142
That’s not how any of this works… SCORE 85
Lord of the ducks SCORE 106
He thought he had it figured out SCORE 107
Poor Pizza Man SCORE 140
Damn nature, SCORE 171
