Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
I used to be a people person… SCORE 131
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Just Bill Murray SCORE 12
Please be troll. SCORE 194
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 197
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Seems legit. SCORE 150
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
Ladies… SCORE 173
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
I love you. SCORE 20
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
How people see me. SCORE 234
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193
New books. SCORE 200
