poor bowser SCORE 35
you were supposed to bring balance to the force SCORE 15
divorce SCORE 23
eating pi is always guilt free SCORE 36
history is all around us SCORE 44
he can’t stop thinking about you either SCORE 39
go home, riker, you’re drunk SCORE 27
i’m almost there SCORE 21
same SCORE 21
if you thought you were having a bad day SCORE 46
hi SCORE 31
I’m [cracking up] SCORE 17
one star product review SCORE 59
it’s on the knife SCORE 55
don’t forget the bees! SCORE 70
I did it for us SCORE 16
4:30 works for me SCORE 37
i’m working on myself SCORE 41
periodic table burn SCORE 40
omg so sad! SCORE 23
excited to finally be home SCORE 38
your reign of terror is over, mike SCORE 26
ah, crap SCORE 21
happy little demon SCORE 25
my life is a reality show i can’t turn off SCORE 34
treat your pets like family SCORE 42
use them wisely SCORE 37
is friend, not foe SCORE 39
unfortunately SCORE 41
the happiest boi SCORE 55
i make bad life choices SCORE 28
he would have gotten away with it too! SCORE 49
