Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Same… SCORE 53
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
It’s my super power SCORE 44
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Happy little trees SCORE 50
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Awkward SCORE 69
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
easy money SCORE 29
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Plot twist! SCORE 42
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Problem solved SCORE 34
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Jinkies! SCORE 63
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
