George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The future. SCORE 23
Accurate. SCORE 146
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The power of barking SCORE 18
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
2pactopus SCORE 113
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
