Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Corona bad. SCORE 27
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27
Be petty SCORE 35
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
Yeah that seems like it should be an easier decision than it is… SCORE 37
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
To the rescue? SCORE 23
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22
A man of gawd. SCORE 13
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Death by words SCORE 24
Preach, Papa. SCORE 40
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
PASS SCORE 19
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Driving an Edison SCORE 31
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 17
Never forget. SCORE 29
Greta how could you. SCORE 26
This is what it’s like when doge attac. SCORE 23