Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Friends with hors. SCORE 46
WELL THEN SCORE 17
This is the ice we needed this summer. SCORE 25
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Ashton Kutcher took a photo of a paparazzo sitting outside his 2 years old’s daycare. SCORE 53
Pre-med is nothing but games. SCORE 43
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
*OSHA has pressed F in chat* SCORE 37
New Tesla Model? SCORE 33
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 51
I would eat them. SCORE 41
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Jim, you animal. SCORE 48
Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 30
The rare and lovely Maltese tiger SCORE 45
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Always add an expiry date… noob. SCORE 50
Y’all make no sense these days. SCORE 73
You are in the wrong neighbourhood, Amorphophallus titanum… SCORE 31
Tulip Field in the Netherlands SCORE 41
It’s all good. SCORE 49
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 43
Ricks Roll Out. SCORE 27
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
