i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
happens all the time SCORE 26
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
this is entertainment SCORE 8
smells like sadness SCORE 16
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
very subtle SCORE 17
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
i just love food too much SCORE 21
medical mystery SCORE 25
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
memes cure everything SCORE 10
my next hobby SCORE 13
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
