When ferrets fall to sleep. SCORE 30
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35
The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
Riding in to battle togther as besties… SCORE 30
Good night, Mr. Biden. SCORE 7
Cute couple SCORE 33
Be kind to each other. SCORE 39
There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 57
I feel awkward watching this… SCORE 25
The same but different… SCORE 34
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 35
McDonald’s menu from the mid-90s SCORE 26
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 48
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
This duck got spooked by a goldfish as I took this photo SCORE 36
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
Got ‘eeem SCORE 27
Till death. SCORE 39
Say meatball SCORE 36
What about second recess? SCORE 28
This vet’s exam room door is made with the pupper in mind. SCORE 30
Bees are f***** awesome SCORE 35
Moms may bite. SCORE 40
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
