I regret nothing! SCORE 136
How to tell a lie. SCORE 540
Would not bang SCORE -5
Good news: Zero-calorie pizza! SCORE 132
The danger of stereotypes. SCORE 479
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 214
My New Year’s resolution. SCORE 226
Mother of toilet seats. SCORE 240
Pun! SCORE 411
Harry Potter and the shirt that finally fit… SCORE 310
How all airplanes should be. SCORE 321
What it means to be a man… SCORE 253
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 189
How to date a check. SCORE 108
Gotcha! SCORE 158
How to draw a 3D hand. SCORE 226
If you thought Crocs couldn’t be uglier… SCORE 163
How Mario should’ve ended. SCORE 241
The Gillette Gentleman. SCORE 151
The bathtub test. SCORE 192
Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphs. SCORE 226
Leprechaun trap cake. SCORE 192
Typos… SCORE 6
Kids say the darndest things. SCORE 347
you better SCORE 1
Only you can prevent forest fires. SCORE 225
Samuel L. Catson. SCORE 92
Pandas. SCORE 190
Seems legit. SCORE 161
Smashing! SCORE 78
Need. SCORE 153
Scumbag Grandpa Joe. SCORE 280
