Poor Brian. SCORE 78
I mean, it does sound like one... SCORE 72
Whew. That was close. SCORE 31
Well this explains a lot. SCORE 141
Saturn V launched in 1969, so Lego made their version have 1969 pieces. SCORE 22
When your boss says 'we need to talk' SCORE 69
Do want. SCORE 159
Alrighty, then. SCORE 41
I don't want to live on this planet anymore. SCORE 125
When slides attack. SCORE 136
Jesus Christ, Debra... SCORE 211
There was a time when Trump saluted a North Korean general for some reason. SCORE 21
You can never be too careful SCORE 151
Yellow or blue, it's up to you to choose SCORE 62
You Matter. SCORE 77
Deadly banana peal claims another victim SCORE 154
This is what an elephant’s tail looks like up close SCORE 61
This Pillow Was Attempting A Pre-emptive Strike SCORE 42
Look at this floor! SCORE 129
I said shut your filthy whore mouth! SCORE 848
Good Guy Yao Ming SCORE 226
Ryan Reynolds helping out a hubby SCORE 127
Burn! SCORE 143
A wombat, a kangaroo and a wallaby. SCORE 131
I Has A Box SCORE 95
Learn from the past. SCORE 21
Trading a jar of raw honey for a dead parakeet SCORE 273
Maximum derp. SCORE 189
Public swimming pools. SCORE 224
Hamburg City Corner SCORE 109
Bar booths in Australia SCORE 136
I am grandpa SCORE 88
