He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
How I shower. SCORE 156
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
How I take tests. SCORE 243
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
English is hard. SCORE 291
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
How the dentist works. SCORE 154
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
Touché. SCORE 336
Pubid. SCORE 143
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
Poor owl. SCORE 205
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
How I die. SCORE 289
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Spider drama. SCORE 233
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Attack! SCORE 196
Burn. SCORE 158
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
