cats, am i right? SCORE 35
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
we got married immediately SCORE 20
you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a sith criminal SCORE -22
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
feel my fatness SCORE 18
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
the dip makes all the difference SCORE 19
just say yes to goblin mode SCORE 17
welcome to hell SCORE 28
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
acid for kids SCORE 30
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
this is my lore SCORE 15
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18
my preciouses SCORE 14
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
mosquitos, probably SCORE 31
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
where’s the lie? SCORE 17
i can hear space SCORE 25
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
retirement is near SCORE 22