2pactopus SCORE 113
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Same thing… SCORE 21
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Accurate. SCORE 146
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The Twortle SCORE 142
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Howling lessons SCORE 9
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The power of barking SCORE 18
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240