I Don’t Understand Why So Many pigs die while eating an apple… SCORE 74
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Ooops? SCORE 118
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
This is adorable SCORE 135
Just let me go SCORE 49
The truth hurts SCORE 40
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Star Vars SCORE 56
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Not even once SCORE 58
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 131
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
The Real Walk Of Shame SCORE 98
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Toddler game show I would definitely watch SCORE 101
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56