Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
2pactopus SCORE 113
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
The power of barking SCORE 18
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The Twortle SCORE 142
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Accurate. SCORE 146
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The future. SCORE 22
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
