you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
5 days a week SCORE 45
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
too late SCORE 38
oh wow SCORE 49
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
must pet the pet SCORE 37
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
there were no survivors SCORE 37
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
pebble and roll SCORE 65
cats always come first SCORE 27
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
so true SCORE 37
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
bad ass SCORE 38
important psa SCORE 44
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
