Watermelon. Tangerine. Fig. SCORE 96
My police department’s Facebook is on point SCORE 134
Nanny state SCORE 115
My aunt is 79 years old, a junior in college, bikes everywhere, swims 3x/week, spent 30 years traveling the world as a flight attendant, and once dated Joe DiMaggio. She is the coolest and most interesting woman I know. SCORE 150
Training for the big match SCORE 31
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTPT SCORE 64
A lone house. SCORE 77
If only my boss was so much fun… SCORE 68
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SCORE 138
How Would You Describe Yourself SCORE 70
My wife’s reaction when, I finally get her something to eat after she’s been hangry for the past two hours. SCORE 107
No, I’m Totally Tame. Please Come In SCORE 81
I have a book! SCORE 126
BFF all the way SCORE 140
Christmas is coming… SCORE 77
Y’all know. SCORE 87
Abandoned Lego Theme Park SCORE 114
The Republican Party’s response to Franken’s resignation SCORE 69
The slabs of Banff backcountry SCORE 89
too real SCORE 59
Rainbow contrails SCORE 67
2017. A summary. SCORE 136
Kick Me SCORE 40
We finally found the culprit SCORE 151
THIS IS A RISK I’M WILLING TO TAKE!!! SCORE 87
Doggo uses tail whip… It was super effective SCORE 100
Rainbow Boeing 747 contrails SCORE 74
Me In November Vs Me In December SCORE 116
Relatable. SCORE 105
Oh, sorry. SCORE 95
All air diet SCORE 133
A generous god. SCORE 129
