Thanks, Internet. SCORE 48
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 37
When your friend is about to do something stupid… SCORE 105
I do this all too often SCORE 81
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
Who else does this? SCORE 112
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 135
Watching A Movie SCORE 73
America is so progressive SCORE 79
A damn fool SCORE 65
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
My ice cold heart. SCORE 82
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 104
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 94
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
Leo gets it SCORE 162
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
All of these are true SCORE 177
Plenty of fish in the sea SCORE 59
Now that is dedication SCORE 151
Full time savage SCORE 70
The joys of flossing SCORE 75
Admiration SCORE 80
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
Scumbag junior SCORE 80
Adulthood SCORE 110
