But first, let me take a selfie SCORE 116
When I remember I hate winter. SCORE 88
snarf SCORE 1
Inappropriate questions to ask your mother. SCORE 225
Friendship SCORE 242
Evil Cows! SCORE 15
Her First Steps! SCORE 18
Place the word “only” anywhere in this sentence SCORE 201
Owls Vs. Simon Cowell SCORE 6
Someday I’ll make it. SCORE 126
Playing the evil character. SCORE 219
Neigh SCORE 133
Kindred spirits. SCORE 8
Based on the ears… I’m going with llama SCORE 16
Need a light? SCORE 2
Please be troll. SCORE 15
Weird Al performs a magic trick SCORE 200
Sloth SCORE 18
Stephen Hawking, my idol. SCORE 129
Sloth, my spirit animal. SCORE 7
Size matters. SCORE 149
Grandma thought my iPad was a cutting board. SCORE 147
One does not simply fly a helicopter into Mordor. SCORE 148
I am so bored… SCORE 16
So close SCORE 15
When I see this in apartments. SCORE 15
Future Dwight. SCORE 194
Rooftop Pool, Marina Bay Sands Resort, Singapore SCORE 9
like this… derp SCORE 4
"Steve Carell is here tonight" SCORE 224
This is a real concern. SCORE 166
Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up! SCORE 17