He’s so proud of his new job making meownimum wage. SCORE 30
ANGST SCORE 18
Passion is passion, whoever you are. SCORE 26
When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 21
My cheesecake cracked into a Pi. SCORE 22
The Snitch is breakfast. SCORE 24
Feel everything, occaisionally. SCORE 19
Stolen valor… SCORE 23
I did it! SCORE 17
Utah Transit Authority sign on a train SCORE 19
Ode to the parent. SCORE 26
Cousin of Crentist the Dentist. SCORE 21
It’s just b- roll… SCORE 23
Doughnuts on the side, probably. SCORE 24
Weaponized airbags OR This airbag succulents. SCORE 13
The Bees, please… SCORE 18
It’s all about frozen this year… SCORE 18
Buckle up… SCORE 16
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
There is a road in France called passage du gois, which can only be used twice a day for a few hours. Then it disappears under 13 feet of water. SCORE 23
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
HJÖNK SCORE 23
An inseparable pair. SCORE 26
Get ya’ head out the gutter. SCORE 21
Jalapeño flavored M SCORE 11
Harry Potter Was Christian SCORE 22
Dick The Halls With Boughs Of Holly… SCORE 20
High tech snac SCORE 7
G’day, Paul. SCORE 22
In Mexico, crosswalk man has a hat and a dog SCORE 19
