Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Self checkout. SCORE 243
Sherlock and Watson SCORE 348
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Do you listen to rock? SCORE 138
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
The Shawshaq Redemption. SCORE 54
BROFIST SCORE -2
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
About to start my homework… SCORE 7
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I love you more than… SCORE 122
We are a virus SCORE 145
Friends SCORE 20
My feelings toward college. SCORE 157
Word! SCORE 20
Truth. SCORE 183
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Nailed it. SCORE 131
In an alternate universe. SCORE 125
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 269
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I Love My School SCORE 310
I yawned! SCORE 10
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Sup? SCORE 10
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 243