The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
We can do it! SCORE 30
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
The more you know. SCORE 36
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Got em SCORE 29
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
