dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
feeling knobghty SCORE 15
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
but do the boots have fur? SCORE 4
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
streaming meaning SCORE 21
boasting brains SCORE 13
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
memory log found SCORE 16
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
watchdog SCORE 19
hee hee SCORE 11
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
half-baked SCORE 16
peeking perusal SCORE 11
a shell of a point SCORE 34
baby food SCORE 14
console culture SCORE 14
i think they planned-et SCORE 40
computer muter SCORE 20
“Feels a bit Chapter 5” SCORE 10
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
taking cover SCORE 13
never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7
overboard overloading SCORE 18
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
