Left my job today, this is the cake they got me….. SCORE 101
Me and Kylie Jenner are basically twins… SCORE 95
Tsunami evacuation pod sold in Japan department store SCORE 81
Vertical gardens SCORE 103
All Dogs Love Butt Scratches, All Cats Love Boxes SCORE 114
Equal Parts SCORE 86
Transparent fish! SCORE 101
Set them free SCORE 78
The best part of the day after Thanksgiving is the sandwiches. SCORE 56
Home Alone with competent robbers. SCORE 115
A box with artificial eyes from World War I SCORE 79
Dog tech support SCORE 32
So guys yeah, this happened.. SCORE 146
Here kitty, kitty, kitty… SCORE 54
"We got a 10-95 – Dog on the loose without a leash" SCORE 119
My cousin said my cat kind of looks like Ron Perlman SCORE 70
My mom put me in charge of the Thanksgiving centerpiece this year. SCORE 116
Hello? Yes hello this is Derp SCORE 62
Shiba latte SCORE 80
When I hear computer scientists want the Clinton campaign to challenge the election results SCORE 48
I, uhhh. Cool Sarah. SCORE 79
Back in my day… SCORE 167
"Attaaack!" SCORE 68
Captain mittens! SCORE 72
Gingerbread Hogwarts castle SCORE 173
School Rules… SCORE 20
Pretty Sure Our Cat Thinks The Crib We Put SCORE 107
I need my safe space SCORE 89
My people need me. SCORE 113
That time of year again!? SCORE 71
awaken, my masters SCORE 102
Tap tap… tap SCORE -8
