
Shagadelic writing. SCORE 27

Disney insults SCORE 219

Make love not horcruxes. SCORE 217

Escaped SCORE 153

Doctor Who, ftw. SCORE 188

Chickens are terrifying SCORE 30

You’ve heard about Rooftop Koreans... how about Storefront Sikhs? SCORE 25

last minute shopping on the Election Day SCORE 84

Shove it, Ernie. SCORE 81

Every Time I Hear A Recording Of Myself... SCORE 87

Lazy logic. SCORE 147

I love public transportation. SCORE 64

Double Shots Fired SCORE 150

Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 21

Quite Possibly The Most 'Murican Action Figure Ever SCORE 107

Tires that allow your car to move in any direction SCORE 87

*almost every one. SCORE 30

Who did it better? SCORE 243

She's not the smartest dog. SCORE 186

Clothes in college SCORE 174

moms SCORE 114

Vacation. SCORE 68

You don't need a man to save you. SCORE 225

Sometimes when I open my mouth... SCORE 156

The bark of a 160 million year old tree turned to opal SCORE 169

CRONCH CRONCH SCORE 20

Here Is Your Yearly Tea Calendar SCORE 148

My what now? SCORE 17

Harry Potter alternate ending. SCORE 491

John Wilkes Booth likes this. SCORE 221

Breaking Ned. SCORE 32

Dutch problems. SCORE 152