The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Busted! SCORE 31
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
I just became more metal SCORE 33
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
15, max. SCORE 52
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
We both go down, together SCORE 56
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Real American hero SCORE 41
