When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Lottery SCORE 4
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Forever and always SCORE 0
This generation. SCORE 265
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Every time. SCORE 180
Just Phil Dunphy SCORE 183
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Good idea. SCORE 4
Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82