rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
texagons SCORE 23
a true work of art SCORE 13
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
muggle born SCORE 15
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
no SCORE 24
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
space facts on your back SCORE 37
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
help, i woke up SCORE 32
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
