Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Words. SCORE 9
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Do the blink! SCORE 24
*have SCORE 17
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
hello little friend SCORE 20
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
sent via FAX SCORE 16
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
