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A+well+lit+padded+room%2C+really.
A well lit padded room, really. SCORE 26
Much+happy+doge+dessert.
Much happy doge dessert. SCORE 25
I+guess+this+is+fine.
I guess this is fine. SCORE 32
Furbies+are+an+apex+predator.
Furbies are an apex predator. SCORE 17
Five+stars%2C+brother.
Five stars, brother. SCORE 26
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 27
I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 27
Robocat+would+like+a+word.
Robocat would like a word. SCORE 26
Tomatoes+are+demons%2C+demonstrably.
Tomatoes are demons, demonstrably. SCORE 16
Finally+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+a+clean+house.
Finally I’ll have a clean house. SCORE 32
The+bird+is+the+universe.
The bird is the universe. SCORE 27
Big+Ooof.
Big Ooof. SCORE 20
Easy+on+the+pounce%2C+bud%26%238230%3B
Easy on the pounce, bud… SCORE 24
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
Waffles+are+forever.
Waffles are forever. SCORE 19
Cute%2C+Walt.
Cute, Walt. SCORE 28
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
We+must+unite+to+protec+the+doge.
We must unite to protec the doge. SCORE 31
Thanks+Apple%2C+just+trying+to+have+a+convo+with+my+bff%26%238230%3B
Thanks Apple, just trying to have a convo with my bff… SCORE 20
Keep+hustling+daily.
Keep hustling daily. SCORE 27
The+art+of+deception
The art of deception SCORE 22
The+curse+of+the+job+interview%26%238230%3B
The curse of the job interview… SCORE 27
Moving+parts+of+an+off-shore+oil+rig.
Moving parts of an off-shore oil rig. SCORE 16
Fresh+bread+tendies+today%21
Fresh bread tendies today! SCORE 25
The+extinct+Helicorpion+behemoth.
The extinct Helicorpion behemoth. SCORE 18
Lost+my+virginity+at+the+salad+bar%26%238230%3B
Lost my virginity at the salad bar… SCORE 20
They%26%238217%3Bre+on+to+me%26%238230%3B
They’re on to me… SCORE 21
Japan+offers+a+spectrum+of+energy+drinks.
Japan offers a spectrum of energy drinks. SCORE 15
You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%2C+kid.
You’ll be alright, kid. SCORE 32
Iowa+Runs+a+tight+ship
Iowa Runs a tight ship SCORE 24
Save+some+decisions+for+the+multiverse.
Save some decisions for the multiverse. SCORE 20
I+suppose+there+is+more+than+one+decent+professor.
I suppose there is more than one decent professor. SCORE 41
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